So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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