Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Randomize
