The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
and you fell through a lawn chair
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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