just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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