At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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