i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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