so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im holly from the hills drunk
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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