is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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