Where did you get a picture of my penis
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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