That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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