; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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