That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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