I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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