So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My bed smells like the plague
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