Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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