I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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