How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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