i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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