even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
