i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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