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I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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