did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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