I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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