i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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