i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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