it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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