problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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