I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
false alarm. still invincible.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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