Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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