i don't like sucking hair
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize