Midget sex pt 2 tonight
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
