did you get engaged???
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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