The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Holy shit dude........stairs
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