I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There are leaves in my underwear?
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