I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
my poor anus
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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