I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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