Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My cat gives me a boner
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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