people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
