There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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