After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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