Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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