Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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