No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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