break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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