Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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