Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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