YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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