I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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