I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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