i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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