i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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