Im at strip club and am horny
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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