she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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