just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
