don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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