Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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