I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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